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Sun Apr 22 14:42:14 2018

Level: 900 [Retired]             Gender: Male 
Race:  Demon                     Align:  Evil
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His best kill is The Dark King Ta'Sokk - 9,439,841 exp
His best party kill is The Easter Bunny - 526,384 exp
He is married to Linda Thorén.
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"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"

"Then grease me up woman."

"I didna shead a tear when me auld father was hung for stealing a pig. But I'll cry now."

"Get yer haggis! Right here. Chopped heart and lungs, boiled in a wee sheep's stomach. Tastes as good as it sounds." 

"When you're alone and life is gettin' ya lonely, ye can always go--aach! DoonToon!" 

- Groundskeeper Willie

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