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Sat Jul 21 15:20:23 2018

~*~*~* Lady Rhiannon remembers why she left the first time.
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Level: 800 [Elder]               Gender: Female 
Race:  High elf                  Align:  Evil
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She is a player killer.
Her best kill is Zzeifrig, the dragon of death [shining y... - 10,794,985 exp
Her best party kill is Santa Claus - 9,327,271 exp
Arch PK Foe: Fille
She has a homepage at http://www.milkandcookies.com/article/924/
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Plan:
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me
up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and
higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the
air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of
our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending 
doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million 
voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. 

And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these
tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These
are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! 
You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to 
them it is the holocaust." 

And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the 
tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, 
"Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a 
consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!

Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! 
Save our brothers!"

Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah?
Thank you Jesus. SAVE THE CARROTS!!!


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