Q: How did you get your name?
A: Really long story, and boring as well, but since you asked. this guy sent me an email about a program that could make me 100 dollars a day, looking at advertisements, that sort of thing. being a sucker, i actually considered it. anyways, his named was something really Icelandic sounding. i thought of that when i made this name
Q: How old are you?
A: I'm 20 years old, immature for my age, kind of dorky looking with thick glasses.
Q: What level are you?
A: 108. I recently encountered an annoying bug with my undeads, so i'm not going to level for a while
Q: How would you describe yourself?
A: uhh, hmm. subpar social skills, a little psychotic, a nice guy if you get to know me. physically i'm 5'10, black hair, brown eyes
Q: Where do you live?
A: Born and raised, b.c. Canada. i'm right on the coast, by the ocean, a little fishing town. we don't have shanties, but we're pretty backwater
Q: How long have you been logging on to AoD?
A: Just before last Christmas. there was a lot of connect problems at the university back then, i almost quit because of it, but i'm darn glad i stayed. 13 weeks, 4 days old
Q: How did you first get in contact with Ages of Despair?
A: topmudsites.com, i used to play this other mud, threshold rpg, they were always telling me to vote for thresh, but i got sick of thresh and tried the other muds on the list.
Q: Are you a normal mudder or do you seldom log on?
A: I log on a lot, i sit around idle while i eat, that kind of stuff.
Q: Have you met any fellow mudders in RL?
A: Nah, that would require a lot of travel, and if i met someone, and it turned out i didn't like 'em. what a waste of time
Q: What was your first kill and if you ever died, what was the first thing that killed you?
A: I believe it was one of those kobold critters. first thing that killed me was a young hill giant
Q: Did you ever get killed by a ("the") horrible creature?
A: Nah, he's not so horrible anyway. he's sort of cute, in a monsterish way
Q: Who is your favourite and most hated npc respectively?
A: I don't feel emotions towards npcs. i think allarion is sort of a cool concept though, evil pixie, he's got that whole, small, yet powerful and cruel thing going for him.
Q: What is the funniest/strangest thing that ever happened to you on AoD?
A: hmm, that would have to be when they decided to make demons steal money from players. i was poor, so i could laugh, and laugh i did. i guess i'm sort of an ass, but i enjoy watching this misfortune of others, especially when they groan about it loudly
Q: Do you have any piece of equipment you just can't live without?
A: My gear isn't anything special. i guess, if i had to choose, i would say, i can't live without griff's green gloves. i'm going to steal them, but don't tell him.
Q: Do you have a "special place" where you like to hang out, a private corner so to speak?
A: Can't say that i do really, the large giants maybe. i usually kill them, and then sit around chatting, or go afk around there.
Q: How much of your time on AOD do you spend hanging out or chatting compared with exping?
A: A lot. i don't move when i exp really. once large giants are dead, i chat or afk
Q: What is the best thing about Ages of Despair?
A: The people that hang out here.
Q: What is the worst thing about Ages of Despair?
A: Certain persons that i despise. i am talking to you, psychobob! i don't know really, maybe this bug i have, it is a bother.
Q: Do you have any driving ambitions on AOD? Is there anything that you want to achieve, perhaps something you have already achieved?
A: Level 125, cce my stats. then i'll sit around chatting up a storm, group for big mobs only.
Q: Is there any advice you would like to give to new players that just entered our world?
A: Stop reading this interview, reinc to dk and make some exp. don't bother me with requests for help, i am a mean [censored], i will yell at you and make you cry. no, seriously, enjoy your time here, don't forget you're here to have fun
Q: Were you ever convicted of a crime?
A: Not on aod, but when i was 9 years old i was throwing rocks at this girl, and someone phoned the police and said we were throwing rocks at cars. i didn't get in trouble though. also, my dad almost phone the cops on me when i punched holes in my wall and kicked down my door. i have an awesome temper
Q: How many friends/family play?
A: None that i know of.
Q: Favourite quote?
A: I'm drawing a blank : /
Q: What music are you listening to now?
A: I would by lying if i said i was listening to something when you asked. i just turned on craig david so i'd have an embarrassing answer. yes, i like craig david.
Q: Is there anything else you would like to mention about yourself or your life?
A: I recently took a scuba diving course, and my diving instructor called me an idiot. He was a really funny guy, told us a story about buddy breathing in his thick German accent, "you love dis person, you die for heem, but without air you gonna steal his regulator and screw heem!" it was funnier when he said it.
Q: If you could remove one of the questions from this interview and replace it with another one, which would you remove and what would you replace it with?
A: I would replace the how did you find out about ages of despair, that's sort of boring. I'd have a question about the person's greatest fears, now that's interesting material
Q: And of course I will have to ask you to answer your own question now.
A: I guess so, i'm not really scared of anything interesting though, so it's not a great question for me.
Q: Who would you like me to interview next, and why?
A: psychobob. i hate him, i hope you ask him a bunch of embarrassing things, and he suffers a nervous breakdown.
Q: I have already interviewed him, he suggested i interview you.
A: aww, what a devious fellow.
Q: Final question. If you are standing on the ground looking at a train that is going 75% the speed of light, and you saw on top of that train a main running in the same direction as the train who was also traveling at 75% of the speed of light relative to the train, then how fast would the man be traveling from your perspective? pschyobob asked me to ask you that.
A: I told you he was devious. You win this one psychobob, but your uppance will come.
Q: Do I have your permission to make this information public on the People of AoD webiste or any other media?
A: hey, what happened to the cybersex question! i was looking forward to it. oh well, sure you have my permission
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