An interview with Greentwig - 2002-10-28

Personal details:

Q: How did you get your name?
A: Definitely from Pirate...that meanie!

Q: How old are you?
A: I'm still a very young druid, Iím turning 759 next week!

Q: What level are you?
A: I stopped counting at 80, around 80, ok ?
Mephitic nods

Q: How would you describe yourself?
A: Easy, I am the Master of all druids, I guard the entrance and I see the people entering and leaving the guild.
A: And...
A: I am the keeper of the Green and Orange Gloves!

Q: Where do you live?
A: I live in my guild, the famous druid's guild! In the room after "class"

Q: How long have you been a resident of these islands?
A: 759 years!

Q: What first attracted you to Ages of Despair and what keeps you here?
A: Pirate attracted me somewhat, but that is all! (Could you keep that one secret?)

Q: Have you ever met any fellow monsters?
A: Oh yes, monsters come and kill me for my gloves, sometimes they bring familiars, guardian angels and undeads. Terrible! You ain't safe here anymore!

Q: Who was your first kill and if you ever died, who was the first person to kill you?
A: Calin, for sure. I blizzarded him badly! Uh, and I think some channels from one of those psi's killed me!

Q: Did you ever get killed by a ("the") horrible creature?
A: No, I don't forage anywhere near him!

Q: Who is your favourite and most hated npc or player respectively?
A: Well, I think Calin, Star, Tithian and Sparhawk are the worst creatures. They got me several times! I guess I am too easy to defeat...

Q: What is the funniest/strangest thing that ever happened to you on AoD?
A: When I was born...that was strange, suddenly, I just existed! Don't you think that is strange? Where did I come from? Who are my parents?
A: Ok , Pirate is my daddy, but who is my momma?
Greentwig coughs.
Greentwig tries to forage but fails in this room.
Greentwig says: Where do you keep your herbs?
Mephitic says: I donít have much in the way of herbs [censored] keeps smoking them.
Greentwig says: What, you can smoke herbs?
Mephitic nods happily.
Greentwig lafs.

Q: Do you have any piece of equipment you just can't live without?
A: Yes, and guess which...gloves, in all colours!

Q: Do you have a "special place" where you like to hang out, a private corner so to speak?
A: Yes, the druid guild hall is really cozy! Otherwise I like to hide in the woods, where I forage and try to spot animal tracks.

Q: How much of your time on AOD do you spend hanging out or chatting compared with erm...... well standing about in the druid guild?
A: Oh, I don't speak to anybody, but I hang out here quite a lot, about 100% of my time. I live here you see.

Q: What is the best thing about Ages of Despair?
A: Interviews, I have never been to any before in my life!

Q: What is the worst thing about Ages of Despair?
A: Foolish newbies, attacking me. It is like killing a fly when the summer knocks on my door.

Q: Do you have any driving ambitions on AOD? Is there anything that you want to achieve or perhaps something that you have already achieved?
A: Well, I try to forage as much as I can...I try to always be there for my fellow druids and I love my guild!

Q: Is there any advice you would like to give to new players that have just entered our world?
A: Yes, do NOT attack my fellows Morchan, Belamir, Maendon nor is just annoying for you to die!
Mephitic laughs out loud.
Greentwig says: its true!

Q: Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
A: Crime? Druids do not commit crimes, they take care of people and nature! We are peaceful.
Mephitic says: Sure....
Greentwig grins, Heh heh heh!
Greentwig says: Wanna see a blizzard?
Mephitic says: Hmm perhaps later.
Greentwig smiles.

Q: How many friends/family play?
A: Oh, a lot, the druid family is large...

Q: Favourite quote?
A: "The thinner the slice, the higher the price!"

Q: Whats your favourite food?
A: Oh I like echinacea-stew a lot, but I try to get some fewerfews, carnation and oranges down to. I have heard that they are pretty healthy. Other than that, I like warthog tails with eucalyptus and hops-brew

Q: What music are you listening to at the moment?
A: Well at the moment, there is no music in your room, otherwise I listen to the music from the birds in the forests, or if someone sings something in the guild hall.
Q: People sing in the guildhall?
A: Sometimes, yes. Some whistle a merry tune!

Q: Is there anything else you would like to mention about yourself or your life?
A: Life is boring sometimes, when I stand in the guildhall all alone!

Q: If you could remove one of the questions from this interview and replace it with another one, which would you remove and what would you replace it with?
A: Actually no, the questions were well-chosen so that I am quite satisfied with this interview!
A: It is also my first, have I said that?
Q: Hmm i believe you may have.

Q: Who would you like me to interview next, and why?
A: I would like you to interview any female wiz, hoping that she will reveal that she is my momma!
A: Maybe Fille, Liv or that new female wiz...
Q: Alanna? I will see what I can do.
A: Yes, if you don't see her around, try to interview the mayor!
Editors comment - dunno about the mayor (he is kinnda tough to track down)-

Q: If I do that interview, is there a specific question that you want me to ask?
A: "Are you my momma?", "Do you have any kids ?"
A: And if so, "Is one of them named Greentwig?"

Q: Do I have your permission to make this information public on the People of AoD webiste or any other media?
A: Yes, since this is my first interview!
Greentwig raises his hands towards the now dark-grey sky and turns his face slowly
upwards. Suddenly the place gets struck by a blizzard, completely
devastating everything around!

The sky seems to fall down on you!

Greentwig missed you.
Greentwig missed you.
Greentwig missed you.
Greentwig missed you.
Familiar missed you.
Familiar missed you.
You slaughtered Familiar.
You slaughtered Familiar.
Greentwig disappears
Mephitc halts the battle
*Greentwig waves at you.

Editors comment - I've mailed law and I'm hoping for a bounty!

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