Q: How did you get your name?
A: I was sitting around one day and needed a name, just sorta popped into my head.
Q: How old are you?
A: My character is 1 year 7 weeks 2 days 15 hours 54 minutes 19 seconds old. But in the real world .. almost twenty!
Q: What level are you?
A: At the moment, One Hundred and Thirty, it takes a lot of exp to get that, newbies, so work hard.
Q: How would you describe yourself?
A: Hmm, how would I describe myself, Im a horrible mean person, so don't piss me off! I can be nice sometimes though, there is rare accounts, ask around ;)
(Such a ray of sunshine, this fellow ;) -- Ed)
Q: Where do you live?
A: I keep a residence in Loriah city, but mostly I roam the plains of the world like a true Barbarian! Actually I live in Canada, in Calgary, that's up north by the way for all you Americans, go past the border and get some beer.
Q: How long have you been logging on to AoD?
A: Hmm, a looong time, December of 1999 abouts.
Q: How did you first get in contact with Ages of Despair?
A: I was playing some other online games and one of my friends on their told me about muds, I had no clue what it was at the time .. now I can't see me not playing these addicting text games.
Q: Do you regularly play or wiz on any other MUDs?
A: Not lately, but I've helped run a friend's mud at some point in time, I can't really get into other muds anymore, guess I'm too complacent here on AoD.
Q: Are you a normal mudder or do you seldom log on?
A: You mean you can log off the mud ...?
Q: Have you met any fellow mudders in RL?
A: Yep, met quite a few over the years from here and other places. Forged some long lasting friendships!
Q: Did you ever get killed by a ("the") horrible creature?
A: Hah, never first time I ran into him he died.
Q: Who is your favourite and most hated npc respectively?
A: Grr .. that cursed do-gooder dragon Moserath, I hate him so. As for a favourite .. I'd have to say Brogh my guildmaster, I dare you to attack him and see what happens.
Q: What is the funniest/strangest thing that ever happened to you on AoD?
A: That's a tough one, so many screwed up things happen on here, I suppose a good moment is when Deathflames' loses a roll on the dice .. it goes something like this "Deathflames: HOW CAN I POSSIBLY SUCK THIS MUCH ASS ON THE DICE???" Yeah that's about right, make fun of him if you see him and watch out for his hair it's ferocious!
Q: Do you have any piece of equipment you just can't live without?
A: My trophy belt, it's blessed by shamans you know .. and I have an axe, it's big and hacks things to pieces, if I didn't have those I'd cry like Zaknafein without Captain Morgan.
Q: What do you prefer to do, Solo or Party?
A: Wow I first thought that said "What do you prefer to do, Solo or Perv?" Weird eh? I solo a lot, but I like to party with others for big eq and exp sometimes, quite a change of pace from killing on your own all day long.
Q: Do you have a "special place" where you like to hang out, a private corner so to speak?
A: The Uber Tree of course, all the cool kids hang out there and smoke mari... err I've said too much!
(You mean we have pot on this mud? Why wasn't I informed? -- Ed) A: I buy it from Ulme behind the townhall every 2 weeks. Doesn't he share with you?
(No, the bastard! -- Ed)
Q: How much of your time on AOD do you spend hanging out or chatting compared with exping?
A: I do it all at once, multitasker supreme!
Q: What is the best thing about Ages of Despair?
A: Tycho's perverted comments of course.
Q: What is the worst thing about Ages of Despair?
A: See above.
(Sad but true -- Ed)
Q: Do you have any driving ambitions on AOD? Is there anything that you want to achieve or perhaps something that you have already achieved?
A: Well I already kick ass and rule .. I suppose finally get to level 150 and kill Moserath along the way.
Q: Is there any advice you would like to give to new players that have just entered our world?
A: Hmm, don't ask me for help, I'll probably just grumble and/or swear at you. Try to read a lot of helpfiles and that handbook, it helps out. And USE the newbie channel for those important questions, I can't stress that enough.
Q: Were you ever convicted of a crime?
A: Hahahahaha .... hahahahahah ... yes, lots of them.
(Care to go into detail or have you cleaned up your act and are you a good boy now? -- Ed) A: I sell ice cream to children now, they wouldn't let me do that if I still killed people and buried bodies in Hiei's backyard.
(Thats's true, I suppose. -- Ed)
Q: How many friends/family play?
A: No family, I tried to get my brother to place once, he just looked at me like I was crazy "Where are the pictures?". Dumb kid. A few of my rl friends play, it's cozy.
Q: Favourite quote?
A: Tithian - "Visit Lund, it is the best!" Me - "How about I napalm Lund instead?"
Q: What music are you listening to now, if any?
A: The Beatles album Let It Be
Q: Is there anything else you would like to mention about yourself or your life?
A: What is this the papparazzi?!
(Something like that, yeah -- Ed) A: I hate you all
Q: If you could remove one of the questions from this interview and replace it with another one, which would you remove and what would you replace it with?
A: Remove one, naah but I'd add in "How many people do you think Tycho has slept with?" It would generate thought and make you shudder, mmm yep.
Q: And of course I will have to ask you to answer your own question now.
A: 8934 there might be some animals and/or dead people in that list.
Q: Who would you like me to interview next, and why?
A: Hmm, Multani or Tycho, they rule and stuff.
Q: If I do that interview, is there a specific question that you want me to ask?
A: You have to ask Multani when he is finally getting married to Lantaraana and for Tycho you have to make sure to ask him if he's ever contracted anything from sleeping with all those people!
Q: Do I have your permission to make this information public on the People of AoD webiste or any other media?
A: Of course, this will make me famous!
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