Ordred the STRANGE
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Level: 900 [Retired]             Gender: Male 
Race:  Dirty Old Man             Align:  Neutral
Not logged on.
He has not read 133 of his 133 pieces of mail.
His best kill is the lag monster - 10,000,000 exp
He is married to Someone.
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Project: 
Be there a man with soul so dead
that never, to himself, hath said:
Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed!

Plan:
The plan is the same thing we do every night, Pinky:
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!